You know you want some! All the best deep state operatives do! You should be out and proud about your habits! (all of this is nonsense and intended as a joke about the absurdity of a certain sub-set of conspiracy theorists out there). That being said, you want to rile up the Q crowd? Make David Icke and his followers quake in their polyester? This is definitely the shirt for you.
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White Design: