If Mitch was Barack’s wing-man back in the day we would have never met Michelle. So masterful is he at cock-blocking he could have prevented even Trump from many of his dalliances. He is the anti-Casanova when it comes to a robust, functioning government. Walrus Monkey God totally disagrees with his policies 99.997638465% of the times, but has begrudging respect fr the old crow.
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